David Cameron + Maggot
Saw this little photoshop jobbie as the cover image on the “I bet I can find a million people who DON’T want David Cameron as our PM” Facebook group and it made me smile.
The thing is, Gordon Brown is now so fucking embarassing that I’m beginning to believe that a Tory government might actually be what we need to sort our country out. I mean I don’t agree with any of their politics and I think Cameron’s a smarmy git, but if it’s a choice between Labour and the Conservatives, maybe the Tories will do a better job? I feel dirty saying it, but let’s just recap the things that Labour have done to fuck me off:
- Illegal war without public support
- Attempt to bring-in ID cards
- Increase police powers and numbers
- Erosions of our freedom of speech and democracy
- Dynastic succession of Gordon, the most uncharismatic leader in living history
- The return of Peter Mandelson, another person who has not been elected.
That’s just what I could be bothered to write down in 30 seconds – these are all exactly the kinds of things you’d expect of the Tories, except they took us by surprise because they came from Labour. At least you know what you’re getting with the Tories. Right now I’m wondering how exactly can they possibly be worse than Gordon?! .. I suppose they could declare war on Argentina…
The illegal war alone is enough to mean I won’t be voting for Labour for the forseeable future – not without a serious re-invention akin to ‘New Labour’, except they’d do better to resurrect old Labour heh. I’m well aware that the omission of a vote for Labour is effectively a vote for the Tories, but what choice do I have? I simply can’t vote for Labour after the illegal war. I won’t actually vote for the Tories either, I’m thinking at this stage I’m either not going to vote at all or I’m going to vote Liberal. What kind of democracy is this where every choice you have makes you feel physically sick?
In truth none of them can be trusted – they’re either evil, incompetent or both and I’ve completely lost any confidence in the current political system to sort it out. Nothing short of a revolution will rid us of these fucks.
Inspired by the image above, I wondered what would happen if you cross one melty-faced unelected dictator with another. Here’s my own playful little 5 minute photoshop jobbie:
I don't give a fuck about Israel, my face is melting!
Could be worse 
And while I was at it, I figured I might as well put the Dark Lord Mandelson in a hoodie. Seriously, I don’t think I’m the only one who finds this guy fucking sinister.
The Dark Lord Mandy
And here’s what I think of Tony Blair and David Cameron:
Tony Blair / David Cameron - Same Difference
